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Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says,
"How's the singing career going?"

Stevie: "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

Tiger: "Not too bad, I was feeling some stiffness in my backswing, but I've
loosened it up.

Stevie: "It took me a few weeks to get the feel of my new Callaway clubs, but I
really like them.

Tiger: "Stevie, you play GOLF?"

Stevie: "Absolutely, been playing for years."

Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you possibly play golf if you can't see?"

Stevie: "Well, my caddy gives me the right club, then walks out the
appropriate distance, stands in the middle of the fairway, and whistles. I
listen for his whistle, take any breeze into account, and crush the ball in
his direction. I walk to where the ball sits and we do it again.
Putting's a little more challenging, but that's what makes it fun."

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money,
$10,000 a hole. You ok with that?"

Woods: " Great, $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to

Stevie: "Pick a night."
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