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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes
> >in
> >and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or
> >legs. The
> >son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well
> >as he
> >can, with love and compassion.
> >
> > After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
> >Dad
> >takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
> >orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
> >patrons
> >looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
> >disbelief, the
> >boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
> >
> > Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then
> >bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to
> >drink
> >again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!"
> >
> >The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh!
> >
> >Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.
> >
> > The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son
> >to
> >drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take anot her
> >drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to
> >polishing
> >glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing
> >scenes.
> >
> > By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he
> >reaches
> >down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two
> >legs
> >pop out. The bar is in chaos.
> >
> > The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy
> >stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to
> >the
> >right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
> >over
> >him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.
> >
> > The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > (Wait for it)
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > (It' s coming)
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > (Ya ready?)
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > (Don't hate me)
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > (Ya gonna hate me)
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > (Take a deep breath)
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > "He should've quit while he was a head!"
> >
 
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