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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.



"Well,
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.


"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.
I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
then you show up and drink the whole thing! .........
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
 
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