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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf is harder than baseball.
In Golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing Golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip
...your life is in trouble.

A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers..
neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about Golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green.
The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07... Foursomes are encouraged.

#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05... Three times a day is possible.

#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...

#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

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Guy steps up to the red tee box to hit his ball and the starter says over the speaker "Gentlemen are playing from the whites." Guy addresses his ball on the red tee box and the starter yells it over the speaker again. Guy takes his backswing and the starter screams it again over the speaker. Guy stops his swing, turns around and says "will the starter shut up so I can take my second shot".
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