good way to go fishing?
BlueClam and his buddies were hanging out, planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, BlueClam had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him . After a lot of teasing and name calling, he headed home, quite frustrated .
The following week when BlueClams's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see BlueClam . He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand , and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your Missus into letting you go BlueClam?"
"I didn't have to," he replied.
"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want!' . . . SO HERE I AM!"
The names are fictitious and are not in anyway related or are suppose to depict actual people we know!