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precious 07-18-2020 09:20 AM

103% Mathematics
 
103% Mathematics
103%
Mathematics:


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. -- It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%




So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why Politicians and Corporations are where they are!
I've never seen a better explanation than this formula. How true it is!

manitoba_hunter 07-18-2020 02:42 PM

Jeremy. This is frkn hilarious. Deb & I are roflofa’s off. Thx. Just made our day.


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