So Suzy and Clara are in the garden pulling carrots. Clara pulls out a carrot that's a double and quips, "this one reminds me of my man Billy, bowed legs."
Few minutes later she pulls out a carrot that has a bulge in the centre and again she quips, " this one reminds me of my man Billy, he has a belly like this."
Suzy is starting to get a little frustrated cause all she is pulling out are normal looking carrots. Finally she yanks out this huge carrot and blurts out, "this one reminds me of my man Johnny!"
Clara looks at the carrot and says in amazement. "That huge!"
Suzy replies, "naw, that dirty."