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Old 01-18-2020, 11:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message, and she wrote:
-If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
The husband texted back to her
-Im on the toilet. Please advise.
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Old 01-18-2020, 11:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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He's an old fart
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Old 01-22-2020, 12:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He's an old fart
That's not true, my farts are not old.
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