Meaning of Logic
Two California avocado farmers, Jim and Bill, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking wine.
Jim turns to Bill and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Bill concurs and thinks it's a good plan. The two leave the bar.
The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim asks, "What's that about?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah." answers Jim.
”Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family.”
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bill at the bar.
He meets Jim and tells him about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bill asks, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
Bill answers, ”No I don’t.”
Jim pauses for a moment, frowns and says, ”Then you must be gay!”
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